DeadFix » Hood http://deadfix.com Tue, 09 Dec 2014 00:54:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.1 Tools http://deadfix.com/2014/11/15/tools-8/ http://deadfix.com/2014/11/15/tools-8/#comments Sat, 15 Nov 2014 23:55:37 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=103825

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Grill em http://deadfix.com/2014/10/27/grill-em-9/ http://deadfix.com/2014/10/27/grill-em-9/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2014 00:48:55 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=103179

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The Simpsons foe life http://deadfix.com/2014/09/05/the-simpsons-foe-life/ http://deadfix.com/2014/09/05/the-simpsons-foe-life/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2014 22:14:42 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=101702

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http://deadfix.com/2014/08/03/100645/ http://deadfix.com/2014/08/03/100645/#comments Sun, 03 Aug 2014 19:29:31 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=100645

Source: David Cabrera

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good color match http://deadfix.com/2014/06/22/good-color-match/ http://deadfix.com/2014/06/22/good-color-match/#comments Sun, 22 Jun 2014 16:44:19 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=99221 good color match

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Gucci http://deadfix.com/2014/06/15/gucci-6/ http://deadfix.com/2014/06/15/gucci-6/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2014 16:22:51 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=98959

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OE http://deadfix.com/2014/06/02/oe/ http://deadfix.com/2014/06/02/oe/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2014 19:31:42 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=98361

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Money Hunger http://deadfix.com/2014/06/01/money-hunger/ http://deadfix.com/2014/06/01/money-hunger/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2014 23:30:29 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=98228

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white boy mermaid http://deadfix.com/2014/05/30/white-boy-mermaid/ http://deadfix.com/2014/05/30/white-boy-mermaid/#comments Fri, 30 May 2014 11:39:49 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=98096 white boy mermaid

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Gucci Mane http://deadfix.com/2014/05/26/gucci-mane/ http://deadfix.com/2014/05/26/gucci-mane/#comments Tue, 27 May 2014 01:38:10 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=97865 Gucci Mane

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Dog Dog http://deadfix.com/2014/05/26/dog-dog/ http://deadfix.com/2014/05/26/dog-dog/#comments Mon, 26 May 2014 16:11:33 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=97820

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Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele http://deadfix.com/2014/04/19/substitute-teacher-key-peele/ http://deadfix.com/2014/04/19/substitute-teacher-key-peele/#comments Sat, 19 Apr 2014 13:09:57 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=96625

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Waka Flocka Goes in the Booth http://deadfix.com/2013/08/28/waka-flocka-goes-in-the-booth/ http://deadfix.com/2013/08/28/waka-flocka-goes-in-the-booth/#comments Thu, 29 Aug 2013 01:39:38 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=92048

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RIP DJ Screw http://deadfix.com/2013/07/24/rip-dj-screw/ http://deadfix.com/2013/07/24/rip-dj-screw/#comments Wed, 24 Jul 2013 14:03:41 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=90257 RIP DJ Screw

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Bling Bling http://deadfix.com/2013/04/18/bling-bling-2/ http://deadfix.com/2013/04/18/bling-bling-2/#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:39:58 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=87612

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Thug http://deadfix.com/2013/04/16/thug/ http://deadfix.com/2013/04/16/thug/#comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:47:06 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=87510

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Gun vs Tit http://deadfix.com/2013/04/11/gun-vs-tit/ http://deadfix.com/2013/04/11/gun-vs-tit/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:14:42 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=87342

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http://deadfix.com/2013/03/28/86953/ http://deadfix.com/2013/03/28/86953/#comments Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:43:00 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=86953

Michael Vasquez – Studio Visit – Full Set Here

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Big Booty Ho – MK http://deadfix.com/2013/02/26/big-booty-ho-mk/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/26/big-booty-ho-mk/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:19:14 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85872

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YES: HASLEM SHAKE aka Heat Nation Harlem Shake by @pepebillete http://deadfix.com/2013/02/17/yes-haslem-shake-aka-heat-nation-harlem-shake-by-pepebillete/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/17/yes-haslem-shake-aka-heat-nation-harlem-shake-by-pepebillete/#comments Mon, 18 Feb 2013 03:30:03 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85612

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Fuck yo shit nigga http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/fuck-yo-shit-nigga/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/fuck-yo-shit-nigga/#comments Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:15:29 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85510

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Love http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/love-16/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/love-16/#comments Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:15:01 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85506

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Ice Cube http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/ice-cube-3/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/16/ice-cube-3/#comments Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:09:47 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85484

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http://deadfix.com/2013/02/05/85238/ http://deadfix.com/2013/02/05/85238/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:33:27 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=85238

Source: David Cabrera

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Gucci http://deadfix.com/2013/01/30/gucci-3/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/30/gucci-3/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:29:05 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=84950

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http://deadfix.com/2013/01/24/84395/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/24/84395/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2013 05:19:53 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=84395

Source: David Cabrera

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Hair http://deadfix.com/2013/01/19/hair-9/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/19/hair-9/#comments Sat, 19 Jan 2013 15:34:47 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=84033

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Ratchet or HoodRat for PS3 http://deadfix.com/2013/01/18/ratchet-or-hoodrat-for-ps3/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/18/ratchet-or-hoodrat-for-ps3/#comments Sat, 19 Jan 2013 00:11:52 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=84005 Ratchet or HoodRat

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Reading Rainbow Intro With DMX http://deadfix.com/2013/01/14/reading-rainbow-intro-with-dmx/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/14/reading-rainbow-intro-with-dmx/#comments Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:09:43 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=83894

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Hoe http://deadfix.com/2013/01/12/hoe/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/12/hoe/#comments Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:11:10 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=83684

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Spray Dat Ho http://deadfix.com/2013/01/06/spray-dat-ho/ http://deadfix.com/2013/01/06/spray-dat-ho/#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2013 21:06:15 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=83584

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iLLEST ViDEO: RiFF RAFF – PEPPERMiNT TiNT (Official Video) http://deadfix.com/2012/12/16/illest-video-riff-raff-peppermint-tint-official-video/ http://deadfix.com/2012/12/16/illest-video-riff-raff-peppermint-tint-official-video/#comments Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:25:30 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=82516

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Dog says “FUCK U” http://deadfix.com/2012/12/02/dog-says-fuck-u/ http://deadfix.com/2012/12/02/dog-says-fuck-u/#comments Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:53:10 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=81997

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When you gotta go http://deadfix.com/2012/12/01/when-you-gotta-go/ http://deadfix.com/2012/12/01/when-you-gotta-go/#comments Sun, 02 Dec 2012 00:53:49 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=81893 When you gotta go

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Twerk Evolution #expressyourself http://deadfix.com/2012/11/19/twerk-evolution-expressyourself/ http://deadfix.com/2012/11/19/twerk-evolution-expressyourself/#comments Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:38:31 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=80907 Twerk Evolution #expressyourself

Twerk Evolution #expressyourself ...

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Money House http://deadfix.com/2012/11/19/money-house/ http://deadfix.com/2012/11/19/money-house/#comments Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:28:54 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=80884

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Drunk Ass http://deadfix.com/2012/11/14/drunk-ass/ http://deadfix.com/2012/11/14/drunk-ass/#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:44:21 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=80789

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21 http://deadfix.com/2012/11/13/21/ http://deadfix.com/2012/11/13/21/#comments Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:44:36 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=80731

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Car Pooling Though http://deadfix.com/2012/11/12/car-pooling-though/ http://deadfix.com/2012/11/12/car-pooling-though/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:33:48 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=80635 Car Pooling Though

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[HALLOWEEN SPECIAL] – Top 5 Douchiest Costumes You’ll See Tonight!!! By: @PepeBillete http://deadfix.com/2012/10/31/top-5-douchiest-costumes-youll-see-tonight-by-pepebillete/ http://deadfix.com/2012/10/31/top-5-douchiest-costumes-youll-see-tonight-by-pepebillete/#comments Wed, 31 Oct 2012 23:37:09 +0000 http://deadfix.com/?p=79955 Top 5 Douchiest Costumes You’ll See Tonight.
By: Pepe Billete

In other cities across the nation, halloween is about ghosts, witches and candy. Like with most things, here in Miami nos cagamos en eso because we realize que eso es cosa de chamacos, gordos frustrados y pajosos. Aqui el “tree-ko-tree” se celebra con las tetas al aire y la puteria a lo full. For a woman living in the 305, dressing up for halloween doesn’t really take much thought or creativity. As long as you’re under the age of 60 and weigh less than a smart car, you could go out in a neon colored Valsan thong and nipple tassels and still win the costume contest at work.

Unfortunately, that same level of leniency isn’t extended to the men of our city. Si eres un macho en Miami, and you insist on dressing up for halloween, you should really think hard about what you’re going to be seen in public dressed as, otherwise, the only love you’re likely to get at the end of the night is from manuela y sus cinco hermanas.

Not all women in this city are privy to this information though. There are some that still haven’t realized what a guy’s halloween costume says about their personality. So, because your Tio Pepe doesn’t want you going out looking like el comepinga del barrio, I compiled a list of the douchiest costumes you’ll likely see men wearing tonight and what it really says about who they are.

5. Straight guys in drag

What guys dressed like this think: Dressing in drag for halloween is ok because my manliness will permeate through the facade of homoerotisim it projects and elicit humor, because lord knows that no one in their right mind could ever think I’m gay.

What everyone else thinks: Ese tipo esta en el close.

What to expect during sex: Depending on your sexual comfort level, hooking up with a guy dressed in drag can either be a pretty kinky experience or more awkward than catching a whiff of your own peste a bollo during noche buena dinner at your boyfriend’s parent’s house. You should definitely expect some weird shit to transpire, especially when you consider the fact, that for that night at least, you’re basically fucking the equivalent of a shemale on section 8. I mean let’s face it, hormone injections and teta surgery are expensive and not all transexuals have el billete to look convincing. Don’t be surprised si el tipo tira un “YOLO” and starts sucking off your dildo under the guise that he’s still “in character” and just trying to be “funny.”

Chances of your favorite lipstick getting stolen: 67%

4. 300 spartan

What guys dressed like this think: Bro, like, these hoes are gonna jump on this dick when they see these abs, bro.

What everyone else thinks: ño, tremendo ref.

What to expect during sex: Naturally maintaining ridiculous abs like the ones seen on the actors in the movie 300, takes a combination of psychotic dedication and genetic superiority that is not commonly found in the average man. However, this doesn’t mean they’re unattainable. Ask any sapingo in a gym in Hialeah and they’ll tell you that all you have to do is go on tremendo “winny” binge and reduce your diet to eating like a 14 year old girl with Body Dysmorphic Disorder, and you’ll be tremendo papi pompiado in no time. The problem is that most guys that actually put this technique into practice are either 1. Too obsessed with the way they look to other guys to give a shit about you (regardless of their sexual orientation) or 2. Compensating for the fact that he was born con la pinga de un Chino. In either case, taking this muerto home means your night is going to end a lot faster than the time its going to take to wash the lechaso stain and humiliation off your 600 thread count “Target” sheets.

Chances of catching chlamydia: 51%

3. “Sexy” Indian Warrior

What guys dressed like this think: “Ma nigga, that Spartan shit is played the fuck out. I picked out this indian shit because I’m original. The hoes are gonna jump on this dick when they see my abs in this war paint.”

What everyone else thinks: El Colombiano ese se parece al indio de Apocalypto.

What to expect during sex: Most of the same shit that’s true for the Spartan also applies to the sapingo indio costume pero the one discernible difference between the two is the fact that the Spartan is a bit more dedicated to his character, than the guy who’s dressed in a plastic head dress and faux leather loincloth.

Chances of getting roofied: 74%

2. The Joker

What guys dressed like this think: This authentic movie replica Joker costume was well worth the $800 I paid for it. Only a dedicated fan would go to these lengths to look as genuine as this. Plus, I’ve watched The Dark Knight over 300 times and perfected my joker impression to the point that when I put my professional grade hollywood special fx make up on, people might actually think I’m Heath Ledger reincarnate!

What everyone else thinks: That nigga has never seen a vagina in person.

What to expect during sex: Gathering information for this one estaba dificir con cojones. There are so few cases of comepingas like this ever getting laid in general that finding una jeva that was willing to admit to the experience, let alone describe it in detail was next to impossible. Pero once again, your Tio Pepe came through! The good news is that no matter what the fuck you look like, to him, you’re the hottest thing that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. Expect a lot of heaving petting, culo worship and atrocious (but abundant) oral sex. The bad news is, cuando se te quite la nota the next day, you may actually consider suicide to avoid having to deal with anyone ever finding out you fucked the register guy at the reptile store your little brother bought his pet iguana from.

Chances of his mom walking in on you getting fucked: 88.3%

#1. Pepe Billete

What guys dressed like this think: Pepe is the shit, bro. Playa, Perico y Puta! AHHHHHH!!!!

What everyone else thinks: Oh fuck! Pepe is the shit, bro. Playa, Perico y Puta! AHHHHHH!!!!

What to expect during sex: Un abrazo y un pingaso.

Chances of a sneaky deo en el Culo: 100%

Follow our friend who is the funniest nigga we know: @PepeBillete

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